So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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