Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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