Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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