Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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