If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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