office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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