Don't you send me to vm
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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