This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He did a backflip because drugs
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
