and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
This is the high leading the old right now
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
How naked do you want me to be?
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