I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I could fuck to npr.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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