I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Randomize
