Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Randomize