I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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