That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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