you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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