I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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