in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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