you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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