everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You were trust falling into bushes
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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