Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Walk of Shame today included voting.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Randomize
