Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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