Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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