found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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