yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I'm both gender and math confused
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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