are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She's the barista slut.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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