It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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