That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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