If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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