im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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