I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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