Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
