you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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