Your tits are I can't wait for
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm bleeding and have questions
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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