pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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