nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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