I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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