You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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