How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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