he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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