absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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