Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
We just shotgunned beers for America
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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