Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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