So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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