Need sex. Gaining weight.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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