What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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