I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
you never un-have a 4some
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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