lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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