I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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