If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize