If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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