I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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