is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
