i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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