Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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