Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Just invented taco cereal.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
