i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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