It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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