Whod you bang
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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